weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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