Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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