so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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