Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Vodka?
Forever.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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