Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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