Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
and she was petting her beer can
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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