The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You are the jesus of drinking
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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