Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
high people should be assigned attendants
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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