i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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