Porn is love you can see.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
