I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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