So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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