bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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