By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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