I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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