Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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