he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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