All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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