so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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