Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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