I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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