I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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