sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
