fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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