You work out of a Hotel?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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