dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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