he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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