That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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