"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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