I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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