I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's never too late to be topless.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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