Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
