so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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