she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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