Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
My bed smells like the plague
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
