I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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