That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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