And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
