He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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