I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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