Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Rumble strips road head = magical
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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