Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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