So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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