Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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