it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I want to fling myself into the sun
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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