she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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