"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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