There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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