But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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