im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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