That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
only if we run a train.
done.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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